BEHTAR HAL - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Karaye dar ne malik makan se kaha: "Khuda k liye iss saal to khirrkiyon mein patt lagwa dijiye. Main kamray mein bethta hoon to taiz hawa se baal bikhar jatay hein."
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Malik makan ne karaye dar k diye huye karaye mein se das (10) rupay nikal kar uss k haath per rakhtay huye kaha: "Mera itna kharcha karanay se kya yeh behtar nahi k aap kisi hajam se apnay baal katwa lein."