BAQAYA JAAT - VERY FUNNY MONEY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Stage dramay k doran aik karkun dorrta hua producer k pohncha.
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Producer uss waqt dressing room mein chaye pi raha tha.
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Uss ne poocha: "Kya bat hai? Itnay ghabraye huye kion ho?"
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"Sir woh hero ne villain ko goli maar di, lekin villain ne chupkay se haath barrha kar mujhay yeh chit thama di hai." Karkun ne chit producer ko thamatay huye kaha.
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Iss per likha tha: "Meray baqaya jaat pichlay parday se mujhay day jao, warna main marnay k bawujood uth kar kharra ho jaon ga."