BADTAMEEZ WAITER - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik sahb ne hotel k manager se waiter ki shikayat ki: "Aap k waiter to bohat hi badtameez hein, baar baar bulanay per bhi nahi aatay."
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Manager ne gahak se maafi maangi aur waiter ko bula kar dantnay laga: "Ehmaq, bewaqoof, nalayaq! Sahb kab se kuttay ki tarah bhonk rahay hein, aur tu hai k sunta hi nahi. Agar teri service ka yehi haal raha to kaun gadha yahan aaye ga?"