AZEEZ KI AYADAT - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb apnay kisi azeez ki ayadat karnay uss k ghar gaye.
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Jab kaafi dair tak wahan se uthnay ka naam na liya to mareez ne tang aa kar kaha: "Mujhay aanay jaanay walon se kuch uljhan si ho rahi hai."
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Yeh sahb phir bhi mareez ka matlab na samjhay aur bolay: "Agar aap kahein to main yeh darwaza band kar don?"