ANGOOTHI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Uss ne apni mangetar ka haath apnay haathon mein liya aur mangni ki angoothi dekhnay laga.
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Yeh angoothi uss ne apni mangetar ko teen (3) dinn pehlay pehnaee thi.
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Uss ne mangetar se poocha: "Jaan! Kya tumhari saheliyon ne iss ki tareef ki?"
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Mangetar: "Han kion nahi, balkeh 5, 6 to iss ko pehchan bhi gaeen."