AIK RUPEYA - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik bacha hisaab ka sawal hal kar raha tha lekin har martaba jawab ghalat aata aur aik rupay ki kami reh jati.
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Master sahb ghussay se bolay: "Jab tak sahi jawab nahi nikalo gay, chhutti nahi milay gi."
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Bachay ne doosri martaba koshish ki lekin jawab mein badastoor aik rupay ki kami rahi.
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Aakhir kaar uss ne tang aa kar jaib mein se aik rupeya nikala aur master sahb ki maiz per rakh kar bola: "Yeh lijiye aik rupeya aur ab mujhay chhuti day dein."