AATH DIN - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Judge: "Barray sharam ki baat hai tum ne aik haftay k doran saat (7) choriyan keen."
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Mulzim: "Ji iss mein sharam ki kaun si baat hai, haftay mein saat (7) hi to din hotay hein, aath (8) hotay to aath (8) choriyan kar k dikha deta."