Wife: "Saath walay ghar mein Mian Biwi ki larai ho rahi hai. Aap aik baar jaiye na."
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Husband: Main 1, 2 baar gaya tha, yeh ussi wajah se larai ho rahi hai."
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Husband: Main 1, 2 baar gaya tha, yeh ussi wajah se larai ho rahi hai."
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