BIRD FLU - FUNNY PAPPU JOKES

Pappu kaee dinon se school nahi ja raha tha, to kafi dinon k baad school janay par uss ki teacher poochti hai.
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Teacher: "Itnay din se kahan thay?"
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Pappu: "Bird Flu ho gaya tha."
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Teacher: "Par yeh to birds mein hota hai."
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Pappu (Ghussay mein): "Insaan rehnay hi kahan diya hai aap ne, roz to murgha bana deti hein."