DEAD FOR AGES - FUNNY RELIGIOUS ENGLISH JOKES

A man who had just died, arrived at heaven’s gate.

Before allowing him entry, St. Peter asked him if he'd ever loved a woman. "No," the man replied, "Not a single one."
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"Did you have a friend you cared for?" "No."
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"Perhaps you loved a pet? Did you not feel a love for nature?" "No."
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"What took you so long to get here?" asked a surprised St. Peter. "You've been dead for ages.