AS FAST AS - FUNNY SOLDIER JOKE

A young soldier who was on a twenty four-hour pass went to a dance in town and there met an attractive young woman.
As they danced, he kept making passes at her but without much result.
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Finally, he said, "Look sweetheart, I really go for you in a big way. But I don't have much time. I have to be back in the morning. I'd sure like to speed like to speed things up between us."
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"But I am dancing as fast as I can," she protested wide-eyed.