Two drunken men are talking.
Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can't.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it.
Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can't.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it.
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