Malik makan (Chor pakarr k): "Behtari issi mein hai k tum saara saman yaheen per chorr jao."
Chor: "Janab yeh kaisay ho sakta hai? Aadha saman to aap k hamsayon ka hai."
Chor: "Janab yeh kaisay ho sakta hai? Aadha saman to aap k hamsayon ka hai."
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!