After been in a flight the pilot turns on the speakers to tell the passengers that in one hour time they would be landing, he forgot to turn off the speaker and says to the other pilot 'mi a drink some tea an then guh fuck the air hostess'...
The air hostess heard and started to run towards the cockpit to tell him that the speaker is on, so a little boy puts his foot in the way and she tripped and fell he then looks down on her and says 'yuh nuh hear d man seh him a drink some tea fus'
