FUNNY URDU JOKES - PEHLAY BOTI PHIR QEEMA

Pathan (qasaee se): "O khocha! Jaldi karo, hamara qeema bana do."
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Qasaee: "Khan ji! Pehlay sardar ji ki boti bana don? Phir aap ka qeema bhi bana don ga."