VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - NAQAL

Sajid (Naveed se): "Tum ne parcha kaisa diya?"
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Naveed: "Kya bataon yar, bus khali day kar aaya hoon, acha Sajid tum sunao tumhara parcha kaisa hua?"
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Sajid: "Bhaee! Aakhir tumhara dost hoon, main bhi khali parcha day kar aaya hoon."
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Naveed: "Aray aray! Ghazab ho gaya yar, Sir samjhein gay k ham dono ne naqal ki hai."