FUNNY URDU JOKES - TEEN DOST

Teen (3) dost aapas mein iss baat per behas kar rahay thay k woh paisay ko koi ehmiyat nahi detay aur paisay ko haath ka mael samjhtay hein.
.
.
.
Aik dost ne jaib se so (100) rupay ka note nikala aur ussay jala kar raakh kar diya.
,
,
,
Doosra dost yeh daikh kar hansa aur jaib se paanch so (500) ka nikala aur ussay jala diya.
.
.
.
Teesray dost ne yeh daikh kar qehqaha lagaya aur kaha: "Bus! Itni se? Ab mujhay daikho."
,
,
,
Aur yeh keh kar uss ne jaib se check book nikali, check per dass hazaar (10,000) ki raqam likhi, dastakht kiye aur aag laga di.