VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CINEMA

Aik dass (10) saala bachay ne aik ameer boorrhay se kaha: "Agar aap mujhay tees (30) rupay day dein to main bichrray huye waldein k paas pohnch jaon ga."
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Ameer admi ne tars kha kar tees (30) rupay uss ko detay huye poocha: "Betay! Tumharay waldein kahan hein?"
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Bachay ne jawab diya: "Woh saamnay walay cinema mein film daikh rahay hein."