VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - ROLL NUMBER

Aik larka haanpta hua doctor sahb k paas aaya aur kehnay laga: "Doctor sahb! Lagta hai k main andha ho gaya hoon."
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Doctor sahb ne uss ki aankhon ka moina kiya aur larkay se kaha: "Sahabzaday! Aap ki aankhein to billkul theek hein."
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Larkay ne jawab diya: "To phir mujhay akhbar mein apna roll number kion dikhaee nahi day raha?"