HILARIOUS JOKES - THE JEWISH SAMURAI

In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard. He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time.

The day of the summoning arrives, and only three warriors present themselves.

The first, a Japanese Samurai, stepped forward. He opened a matchbox to release a fly into the air. With a slash of his sword, the tiny fly drops to the ground, chopped in half.

The second, a Chinese Samurai, stepped forward. He too opened a matchbox to release a mosquito into the air. With two quick chops, the mosquito dropped dead in four pieces.

The third, a Jewish Samurai, stepped forward. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air. He slashed the air, but the fruit fly continued to fly.

The Emperor, disappointed, asked why the fruit fly was not dead.

The Jewish Samurai replied, "If you look closely, you will notice that the fruit fly was just circumcised."