WAITER - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Do dost aapas mein batein kar rahay thay.
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Aik ne kaha: "Meray abba jaan barray sakhi hein."
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Doosray ne poocha: "Woh kaisay?"
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Pehla: "Meray abba jaan pelay assi (80) aadmiyon ko khnana khila kar baad mein khud khatay hein."
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Doosra: "Wah yar! Woh kaisay?"
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Pehla: "Woh hotel mein waiter hein."