VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - ZAATI BACHAO

Nurse ne mareez ki donon kalaiyaan pakrri huee theen.
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Doctor kamray mein daakhil hua to khoobsurat nurse ko iss tarah nabz check kartay huye daikh kar bola: "Nabz daikhnay k liye mareez ki donon kalaiyaan pakarrnay ki zuroorat nahi hai."
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"Doosra haath to main ne apnay bachao k liye pakrra hua hai sir!" Nurse ne jawab diya.