URDU JOKES - TOTAY KI BOLI

Aik neelam ghar mein doosri bohat si cheezon k illawa pinjray mein band aik tota bhi rakha tha.
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Aik shakhs ne tota pasand kiya aur paanch rupay boli di, lekin herat angaiz taur per boli charrhanay lagi aur daikhtay hi daikhtay do so (200) rupay per ja ruki.
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Soda tay ho janay k baad iss shakhs ne pinjra uthatay huye kaha: "Yeh tota mujhay do so (200) rupay mein mehnga parra hai, ab khuda janay yeh bolta bhi hai ya nahi."
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"Janab! Aap k muqablay per yehi tota hi to boli day raha tha." Neelam ghar ka maalik bola.

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