VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BEWAQOOF NAUKRANI

Aik sahb ne ghar per phone kiya.
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Ittafaq se phone unn ki naukrani ne uthaya.
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Unhon ne pegham diya keh tail bhaij raha hoon lay lo.
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Naukrani ne phone ka receiver jhatt se balti mein daal diya.
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Begum sahiba ne jo daikha to poocha keh yeh kya kar rahi ho?"
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Naukrani ne jawab diya: "Bibi ji! Sahb tail bhaij rahay hein, wohi lay rahi hoon."