REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BOMB BLAST

Bomb blast k baad aik admi chilla raha tha: "Oh my god! Mera haath urr gaya."
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Pathan: "Hosla karo kocha, mat chillao. Daikho uss admi ka sar urr gaya hai phir bhi woh chup chap leta hai."