FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAPPU'S PIZZA ORDER

Order taker: Hello sir, Pizza hut here. What would you like to order?
Pappu: Ummm... 2 large Italian pizzas, 2 Zinger, 2 cheese burger with French fries... and yes, 2 Pepsi ki bottles. And please, make it fast... am hungry!
Order taker: OK, sir. Order kis ke naam pe bhejna hai sir?
Pappu: Allah ke naam pe bhej do baba... Tumhare baal bachon ko duaen dun ga!