VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MERI BIWI

Bazar mein aik sahb ajnabi khatoon se kehnay lagay: "Muaf kijiye ga main kuch dair aap se btein krna chahta hoon."
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Khatoon ne hichkichatay huye kaha: "Magar main samjhi nahi, iss se aap ko kya faeyda ho ga?"
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"Darasal rash mein meri biwi kho gaee hai, woh mujhay aap se batein kartay huye daikhay gi to foran yahan pohnch jaye gi."