VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI KI TAQREEB

Shaadi ki aik taqreeb mein mehmaan aik doosray se mutaarrif ho rahay thay.
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Aik sahb ne apna tafseeli ta'arruf karwatay huye kaha: "Ab main aap ki khidmat mein apni biwi paish karta hoon."
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"Ji nahi! Meri biwi yaheen phir rahi hai, uss ne daikh liya to mera kya hoga? Doosra mehmaan bola.