FUNNY URDU JOKES - ASSEMBLY MEIN POLITICIAN

Assembly k aik ummeedwar ne voteron k aik majmay mein aik taveel taqreer k baad kaha: "Main aap k liye sab kuch karon ga lekin khuda k fazal-o-karam se main apna zameer nahi baichon ga."
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Aik janib se aawaaz aaee: "Cheez woh baichi jati hai jo mojood ho sir."