REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATHAN KI BIWI

Pathan apnay dost se: "Yar! Jab se mera biwi mujhay chhorr kar gaya hai ham aik din bhi chain ki neend nahi so saka."
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Dost ne poocha: "Yaqeenan uss ki yaad stati hogi?"
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Pathan ne jawab diya: "Nahi yar! Yeh baat hargiz nahi hai... Darasal woh apnay saath jahaiz mein mila hua bed aur bistar bhi lay gaya hai."