VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BIWI NAHI HOTI

Aik falsafi se kisi ne poocha: "Janab! Zara yeh to bataiye k mardon ki umrein ba-nisbat aurton k, kam kion hoti hein aur mardon ki tarah aurtein ganji bhi kion nahi hoti hein?"
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Falsafi ne kaafi dair tak ghour-o-ghouz kiya, phir sar khujatay huye goya huye: "Meray khayal mein iss ki sirf aik hi wajah ho sakti hai aur woh yeh k aurat ki biwi nahi hoti."