VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - KALMA PARRHO

British airways ka aik taiyara parwaz k doran kisi fanni kharabi ka shikar ho gaya.
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Pakistan ki fizaee hudood k qareeb tha lehaza uss k pilot ne behtar samjha k control tower se rabta kar k mechanki madad li jaye.
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Uss ne control tower se rabta kiya aur jo guftugu unn k darmeyan huee, woh darj zail hai.
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"Meri madad karo... Meray jahaz k daein engine ne kaam karna chhorr diya hai. Main kya karon?... Over."

"Fuel check karein. Rear engine check karo... OVer."

"Feul wali suee kam nahi kar rahi hai, rear engine bhi kharab hai... Over."

"Emergency engine ko on karo aur pahiye kholo aur land karnay ki koshish karo... Over."

"Emergency engine on nahi ho raha aur pahiye jam hein. Land nahi ho sakta... Over."

"Phir jo main parrhta hoon woh parrho aur tamam musafaron se kaho k parrhein... Over."

"Ji main sun raha hoon, boliye... OVer."

"Ashhad o alla ilaha illalah."