VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAISAY NAHI HEIN

Aik ameer sheikh k paas aik faqeer gaya aur sawal kiya: "Allah k naam per aik (1) rupeya day do."
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Sheikh nakhwat se bola: "Yeh hamari shaan k khilaf hai, kuch zyada maango."
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Faqeer khush ho kar bola: "Chalo paanch (5) rupay hi day do."
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Sheikh phir ghuroor se bola: "Abhi bhi kuch zyada maango, hamein sharam aati hai."
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Faqeer k dil mein laddu phootnay lagay keh ab acha maal haath aaye ga, woh khushi se chila kar bola: "Acha baba! Khuda tumhein lambi umar day. Mujhay aik hazaar (1,000) rupay day do."
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Sheikh bola: "Haan ab tum ne theek maanga hai. Ab main kam az kam fakhar se yeh jawab to day sakta hoon keh filhal meray paas paisay nahi hein?"

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