VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - PARCEL

Afsar: "Tum parcel pohnchanay mein har dafa koi ghalti kar detay ho."
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Mulazim: "Ji main to apni koshish karta hoon k koi ghalti na ho."
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Afsar: "Khaak koshish kartay ho? Agar mujhay pata hota k main kisi gadhay ko bhej raha hoon to main khud chala jata."