FUNNY URDU JOKES - DOCTOR AND MS. JONE

Doctor: "Aap k liye bohat achi khabar hai Mrs. Jone!"
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Aurat: "Main Mrs. Jone nahi, main Ms. Jone hoon."
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Doctor: "Tab aap k liye be hadd buri khabar hai Ms. Jone! Aap maa ban'nay wali hein."