VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAAN AUR AKHBAR

Irfan (Imran se): "Tum itna paan mat khaya karo. Kya tumhein pata hai k kal akhbar mein likha tha keh paan khanay walay ko munh ka cancer honay ka khadsha hai."
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Imran: "Acha? To aaj se khareedna band."
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Irfan: "Kya paan?"
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Imran: "Nahi akhbar."