FUNNY URDU JOKES - BAKRA YA KUTTA

Pathan: "Yeh bakra 9500 ka hai, yeh 8,000 ka, woh 7,000 aur woh wala sirf 500 ka hai.
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Gahak: "500 ka kion?"
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Pathan: "O khocha! China ka hai na, koi gaurantee nahi hai, chahay ghar ja kar bhonkna shuru kar day."