FUNNY URDU JOKES - BHABHI

Danish k dost ne uss se poocha: "Yaar! Bhabhi se tumhein kis ne pehli baar mutarrif karaya tha?"
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"Bus yar! Samajh lo keh achanak hi hamari mulaqat ho gaee thi, kion keh main kisi ko ilzaam nahi dena chahta." Danish ne thandi saans bhartay huye jawab diya.