SACH AUR JHOOT - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Judge: "Agar tum ne jhoot bola to jaantay ho keh kya hoga?"
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Mulzim: "Ji main jahannum ki aag mein jaon ga."
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Judge: "Aur agar sach bolo gay to?"
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Mulzim: "To main yeh muqaddima haar jaon ga."