PULL K NEECHAY - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik din Sajid school dair se pohncha to ustad ne poocha: "Yeh koi waqt hai aanay ka? Tum kahan thay?"
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Sajid ne jawab diya: "Master sahb! Main aa raha tha k train aa gaee, main phir train k neechay se aaya hoon. Iss liey dair ho gaee.
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Ustad ne heran ho kar poocha: "To tum zinda kaisay bachay?"
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Sajid: "Janab! Main pull k neechay tha."