POORAY DASS (10) NUMBER - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Beta (baap se): "Abba jaan! Laein mera inaam, aaj main ne imtehaam mein pooray dass (10) number liye hein."
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Baap (khush hotay huye): "Beta! Yeh to batao keh kis mazmoon mein liye hein?"
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Beta: "Immla mein sifar (0) aur grammar mein (1)."