MUAF KARNA BHAI - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik dehati chirriya ghar mein totay k pinjray k paas kharra pinjray mein se ussay cherrnay laga.
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Totay ne kaha: "Abay O ganwaar! Baaz nahi aaye ga?"
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Dehati ne ghabra kar kaha: "Muaf karna bhai! Main samjha keh aap janwar hein."