KOSHISH - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Rasheeda M.A final ka paper denay ghar se nikli to raastay mein ussay mohallay ki masjid k molvi sahb nazar aaye.
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Rasheeda ne unn k qareeb pohnch kr salam kiya aur darkhawst ki: "Molvi sahb! Aik (1) bajay mera urdu ka paper shuru ho ga, aap do (2) bajay meray liye dua zuroor kijiye ga."
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"Do (2) bajay kion? "Molvi sahb ne herat se poocha: "Dua to kisi bhi waqr ki ja sakti hai."
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"Darasal pehlay ghantay mein main apnay taur per idhar udhar se koshish karna chahti hoon." Rasheeda ne jhijhaktay huey kaha.

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