JAN KA NAZRANA - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sheikh sahb marnay lagay to aik ghareeb aadmi ne unn se kaha: "Janab martay waqt to khuda ki raah mein kuch detay jaein."
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Sheikh sahb jo keh neem behosh thay, apni saansein akkathi kar k bolay: "Jaan to day raha hoon, aur kya doon?"