HIMMAT - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

"Mujhay paisay ki kya parwah? Paisa to haath ka mael hai." Mehmood ne yeh kehtay huye jaib se so (100) rupay ka note nikala aur machiss ki teeeli se jala kar rakh kar diya.
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Yeh sab daikh kar Saleem ne kaha: "Bus itni si himmat thi? Mujhay daikho."
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Yeh keh kar Saleem ne check book nikaali aur dass hazaar (10,000) ka check kaata, dastakhat kiye aur jala kar raakh hawa mein urra di."