ENGLISH K PROFESSOR - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik student: "Mujhay English k professor bohat pasand hein, unn ki aadat bhi kya khoob hai?"
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Doosra student heran ho kar: "Woh kya?"
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Pehla student: "Woh class mein daakhil hotay hi sab se pehlay class se mujhay bahar nikaal detay hein."