HERANI - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik shakhs ne khudaee ka dawa kar diya.
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Log pakarr kar ussay khalifa k paas lay gaye.
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Khalifa ne kaha: "Kya tumhein maloom nahi guzishta saal aik shakhs ne nabuwat ka dawa kiya aur ham ne ussay qatal kara diya tha."
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Woh shakhs bola: "Acha kya woh mera bhaija hua nahi tha."