GARDAN - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik chhotay qad ki aurat se (jiss ka shohar bohat hi lamba tha) uss ki saheli ne poocha: Tum ne itnay lambay aadmi se shaadi kion ki?"
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Chhotay qad ki aurat ne jawab diya: "Iss liye keh woh mujh se jab bhi baat karay, apni gardan jhuka kar karay aur main jab bhi uss se baat karon, gardan utha kar karon."