DAAM PEHLAY - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Baira: "Janab! Khanay se pehlay daam adaa karein."
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Musafir: "Woh kion?"
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Baira: "Iss liye k kal aik musafir khana khatay hi mar gaya aur maalik ne daam mujh se liye."