BADTAMEEZ AADMI - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Do (2) dost raat gaye qawali sun kar ghar lot rahay thay.
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Aik ne doosray se kaha: "Yaar! Woh aadmi jo meray saath baitha tha, intehaee badtameez tha. Qawali sun'nay k liye aaya tha magar saari raat sota aur kharatay leta raha."
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Doosra dost: "Haan yar! Waqaee barra badtameez tha. Itnay zor zor se kharatay lay raha tha keh kaee baar uss k kharaton se meri aankh bhi khul gaee."